As you may know by now, I'm allergic to everything.
This season is particularly bad and it is affecting every part of my body.
Even my hair looks particularly shitty for no reason:
And then, of course, I'm just constantly leaking:
In fact, by this point, it's less my nose and eyes and more my ears:
I am so very attractive!
Between that and the puffiness and the dry skin, I wind up feeling like I look like a Cro-Magnon made out of clay:
A week ago, I was at my friend's house for gaming.
I like to roll dice and hit imaginary things.
The problem was that allergies had hit me HARD and I wasn't willing to take an antihistamine. My logic was that we game pretty late anyway and I'm always half unconscious by the end of it. I didn't want to add to that by being half asleep from the beginning.
So, I decided to tough it out. This meant bringing a trash bag and a roll of toilet paper for my snot:
I actually went through that whole roll in a couple days. So much snot.
The other side effect of not being entirely prepared for my seasonal allergies is that I got loopy:
And then passed out anyway:
In fact, I was so very loopy at this game that my roll of toilet paper became my favorite toy. This happened because I realized when it was smooched, it was smiling:
Then, I managed to somehow dissect it, taking out it's cardboard to create a stand:
This was also, at one point, a hat. …Later on, Rob also used it as a hat almost instinctively. Yes I <3 that man of mine.
Speaking of my Knight in Pinstripes, he considers himself to be immunize to any damage. He proudly states this often and every time he does, I think an anvil is going to cartoonishly fall on his head and break his whole body just to prove some Karmic point. It has not done this so far.
However, he is an ex-smoker. This means his face used to be pretty much clogged with random chemicals and he wasn't breathing so well, but he was used to it. Now that he can breathe and smell, suddenly places he used to tolerate and parties that were bearable are now just as utterly disgusting to him as they are to the rest of us. On top of that, now he suffers from seasonal allergies.
He is a little like Captain Hammer in that since he doesn't generally experience physical discomfort, it's a big freaking deal when he does.
So when he started to have a few cold-like symptoms from allergies, he flipped out and kept asking if he had a fever. He acted like he might be dying.
Mind you, his symptoms were over in a couple days. Me? I've been having migraines, my body and my mind are all affected. Of course, I'm also allergic to everything.
It seems the big culprits affecting people this year are mostly:
Dust is not such a big deal for me. My indoor allergies are not NEARLY as bad as my seasonal outdoor allergies, and those in turn are not as bad as a couple of my food allergies. Still, there is something to be said about the overall allergy load.
If I'm already having a set of reactions from one thing, I don't want to add to that. My immune system is already in over drive. It winds up like the straw that broke the camel's back.
By the end of this season, I typically have just melted into a puddle of semi-recognizable goo:
BUT! In this crappy allergy season, at least I'm not suffering alone!
*cry*
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