Pumpkins in Warm Weather

Another super photo heavy post...
Remember this guy?

 See, we carved pumpkins: 

 My Knight's was like a bat from Adventure Time, which is adorable and wonderful.

 Mine was super happy!

 See?  So happy. 

 Thing is though, it's been really hot for Autumn.  

 So, while a Jack O' Lantern would normally last a while...

 This year...

 Not so much. 

 First it was just some dental problems... 

 But it quickly went down hill from there. 

 My Knight compared his to Michael Jackson.

 While mine...

 Oh.

 Oh dear lord.

Nope.